Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.
"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante
by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024
Get the Alyssa Mercantemug. by Minisink Truths November 19, 2019
Get the Alyssa Megemug. A trans guy who refuses to change his feminine name because he's too attached to everything he owns to physically function, even though he doesn't know how to deal with conflict he'd probably break your neck if you hurt something/someone that he loves
by Dummy!! December 31, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. The most perfect girl in the world, someone who is beyond gorgeous, selfless, loyal and extremely lovable
by Dixie normous 69420 February 9, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. The best human being you will ever meet in your lifetime. She is beautiful, kind, smart, and most of all determined. She will always try her best to get her way and will do anything for her family. If you ever see an Alyssa W. you should tell them they are amazing.
by poopyheadthisisajoke December 6, 2020
Get the alyssa Wmug. four of the most realest people you'll ever meet. probably all met though one of the four and are going to be together as a friend group for a while.
kelsey: most involved in the group
freddie: the only boy is definitely gay
alyssa: probably lives far away or goes to a different school
tayla: reason why the group meet up
kelsey: most involved in the group
freddie: the only boy is definitely gay
alyssa: probably lives far away or goes to a different school
tayla: reason why the group meet up
how kelsey and freddie and alyssa and tayla probably talk when attempting to meet up
: "we should all meet up soon"
freddie: " we honestly should"
alyssa: "im free on sunday"
kelsey: "same"
tayla: perfect
: "we should all meet up soon"
freddie: " we honestly should"
alyssa: "im free on sunday"
kelsey: "same"
tayla: perfect
by ivegotnosoul October 14, 2023
Get the kelsey and freddie and alyssa and taylamug. If you know or ever meet an Alyssa, seriously don't fuck around, she will be by your side and always have your back, but she also will tell you when you fuck up or do something wrong. Alyssa is the most appealing and attractive girl you will ever meet, litteraly, she can hang with the guys and get pretty with the girls but most importantly she can also be herself which is being a tomboy. She is absolutely stunning, Alyssa's usually have that natural tan skin and amazing body! She is very dedicated, when she puts her mind to something, she does it without doubt. She has tough skin and doesn't let people bring her down with their words. Alyssa knows how to make the whole room, if not world smile with her laughter, it is the best thing you will ever hear. If you have an Alyssa in your life, hold on to her and do not let go because you will NEVER find anyone as Breathtaking as Alyssa.
Guy1: (In sign language)Bro did you see alyssa?!?
Guy2:(Signing back) Yes, I thought an angel in blue jeans was walking torwards me, it was the best feeling I have had since subtitles were invented!!!
Guy2:(Signing back) Yes, I thought an angel in blue jeans was walking torwards me, it was the best feeling I have had since subtitles were invented!!!
by Trump has balls :-P March 8, 2022
Get the Alyssamug.