I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.

Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

ain't even

1)TO REFER TO NOT BEING STUPID,IGNORANT.
2)REFERING TO THE OPPOSITE OF HOMOSEXUAL.
3)A PHRASE MOST USED TO REFER TO RANDOM NONESENSE.

C.DUDE YOU SHOULD SO HIT YOURSELF WITH THIS POOL STICK!
A.DUDE I AIN'T EVEN.

by Mr.Sniper March 22, 2009

I ain't white

Meaning I'm doing well and I don't act white

What up, I ain't white!

by Scott Annand August 13, 2003

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

by Cobo December 1, 2007

Ain't

1.Basically slang for Isn't and Haven't.
2.A word for idiots who plan to ruin the English Dictionary.

1.It Ain't working, I Ain't finished my work.
2.I Ain't finished the plan to destroy the English Dictionary.

by BritishAndBrutal November 23, 2010

Ain't

A word southern people use that can be used in many diffrent ways.

exp. "ain't you suppose to be in school?"

exp. "there ain't many ducks in the sky is there?"

exp. " this ain't no beer."

by yeahear December 17, 2010

Ain't No Thang

A Jive word used to replace "I do," often used in court when asked if you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God. Usually followed by the speaker slapping the bBble, and then the holder of the Bible using the Bible to slap the speaker's hand. For further definition, see thang, or the movie Airplane II.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"

"Ain't no thang."

by Yunaresuka March 1, 2004