Not an addiction

Not an addiction is being falsely accused of being addicted to something. Remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

Person 1: You have an addiction
Person 2: it's not an addiction because remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

by hot chocolate lover June 2, 2019

Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.

Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction

by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Gaming Addict

A word that really doesn't exist, but made up by the organisation of P.A.R.E.N.T.S which stands for Private Assiociation that Reforms over-Excited Nutheads That are Simple, used to describe a person who games on a device for even a second. For some reason, there's no such thing as Candy-crush addict or Football-games Addict. I wonder why...

Friend's parent: "Do you like playing games on your device?"
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*

by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

Recovery Addiction

Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction

No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..

See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation

Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session

by Bill the Random December 21, 2010

wingstop addiction

addiction to consuming an unhealthy amount of wingstop.

I have a severe wingstop addiction.

by ikcabcdefg November 2, 2023

p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022