Tyrone has a big hammer

big hammer
very thick
lots of girls

Did you see tyrone has a big hammer
when he gets girls

by Lazarus cacianti March 19, 2019

ur wife has no life

As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.

some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...

by john stromboli February 16, 2021

London bridge has fallen

When a man from English descent stands 10 metres above another man and falls onto him. Sticking his penis into the man's arsehole. The impact is so great that the man's shit is shoved back inside him, back through his intestines and up to his brain. You could say London bridge had fallen if you'er mom gay

London bridge has fallen when Cameron leaped off the 10m platform onto me.

by Flapperfapper3000 April 15, 2018

my cylinder has solidified

an unintentional erection joke originating from a binging with babish video

"Four hours later and once my cylinder has solidified, heh sorry."

by DesiredExoticNeighbor August 27, 2019

dick has fallen off

This is when a man's voice has suddenly become squeaky or high .This goes to the mean "dick has fallen off" not literally but metaphorically as in that man has no penis

hey(voice goes squeaky)

"whoa your {dick has fallen off }"

by Aneeqas_786 January 10, 2017

Your nan has aids

A phrase commonly used by someone that is out of things to say

Your nan has aids

by BigDJShag69 October 13, 2020

the pile of shit has a thousand eyes

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.

"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.

by crazo May 21, 2008