Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.

Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...

by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010

chair cracker

Same as couch potato or sofa spud.Someone who sits in a chair eating saltine crackers while watching TV,playing video games ,or on the computer.Usually in a roomy chair

I just sat in the chair watching Glee,on sunday so I was a chair cracker

by Mannishdude1 February 27, 2012

Clam Cracker

An individual who fucks different women on the daily, pro status.

Bill cracked Tina's clam on Sunday, Jessica's clam on Monday, Ashley's clam on Tuesday, and Macy's clam today. What a clam cracker.

by Billiam Beezy November 8, 2010

Cracker Dance

The dance you have to do at work to satisfy customers/managers and to get those fat tips.

MY manager is so demanding, i always have to do a serious cracker dance to get him of my case.

by Poppa Midnight August 23, 2010

White cracker

A stereotypical term used for white people, as their described as being Caucasian people

Omg, look at that guy at Starbucks’s, he’s such a white cracker

by Oof man March 10, 2018

Graham Cracker

A Mexican or Latin person with a brown complection that acts like a white person.

I have no Hispanic friends, and I don't have a Spanish accent! I'm such a Graham Cracker!

by xxLadyAmericaxx July 9, 2011

Jesus Crackers

A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.

Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!

by ElStefano October 4, 2008