by gumbi mcfadden March 20, 2010

N. A turd.
by dieselpunker April 16, 2009

Zoey: "oh shizzle sticks, I completely forgot the Science Test was today!"
Louis: "Shizzle Sticks motha fucka!"
Louis: "Shizzle Sticks motha fucka!"
by fpsdoodle January 25, 2009

Adam: "Yo, George. You crack stick today?"
George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*
George: "Always" *Proceeds to make motion of swinging a bat*
by vinzor5000 June 8, 2021

1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.
by Eduardo666 December 14, 2008

In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"
by two possum power March 5, 2008

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.
by Eric August 15, 2003
