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Dizzy Dab

Dizzy Dab is a 50/50 split of both weed extract (dab) and speed (meth). Take weed and speed and cook until both substances are liquified. Let mixture re-coagulate and the fire away.

Legend has it ,
Dizzy Dabs were discovered somewhere on the western plains, around the border of Colorado and Nebraska,….or possibly Kansas.

Apparently two disheveled nomads who had been wondering the plains while whacked-out on some pretty decent liquid LSD. One nomad says “hey man you have some meth right?” The second nomad responds with” Ya bro of course I do. How would we survive without Speed and Weed? It right here in my pocket with these dabs your mother gave us” as he put his hand in his pocket and he suddenly realized what had happened “shit fuck mother fucker the speed is now mixed the in weed. What in the hell are we gonna do?” The other nomad responds “Take a torch to it”
“Holy fuck bro that was the best goddamm hit I’ve ever had in my life man. No shit it’s like functioning while completely stoned what could be better?”
Holy fuck those dizzy dabs sure are the panty dropper. I hit it one time next thing I knew I was on the train to pound town. I told them boys I was not a whore, one of them said “I got a half gram of dizzy dab that says you are”. Sure as shit next thing I knew pipe down legs up………..
by Da UrbanCowboy May 31, 2023
mugGet the Dizzy Dabmug.

dab rock

1. A type of cannabis

2. A misuse of the phrase dad rock to describe rock music older than 5 years old
Why are you listening to Ghost? They're dab rock
by nerd558 December 2, 2020
mugGet the dab rockmug.

dab

something you did in 2016
by memesterkemser August 18, 2017
mugGet the dabmug.

Dab of ranch

When at a social party (where drinking is present) an unattended drink is ejaculated in. When the owner of said “drink” returns, the cummer watches from a distance as the victim drinks from the glass.
MAYNE I WAS TANYAS AND SAW DAVID GIVE CHARLIE A DAB OF RANCH.
by BangLocalCheeseburgers January 9, 2024
mugGet the Dab of ranchmug.

dab

lame dab
by thatthiccwhitegirl<3 November 25, 2020
mugGet the dabmug.

dab

man 1 : I ain’t had nothing to do td , I was bored dab

man 2 : same !
by nolimit.123 April 11, 2021
mugGet the dabmug.

dab

Ryan: Oh my god Emily is a dab
Chloe: whats that?
Ryan: a dumb ass bitch
by Qwirkybitch June 4, 2020
mugGet the dabmug.

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