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A Redneck Piece of White Trash

Someone who likes playing pool and likes throwing darts

Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts

Likes to shoot his guns in the dark

Likes to hang out in the trailer park

Has got used tires and in good shape

Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape

Who are you to tell them they got no class?

They are proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!

Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo

Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos

Likes drinking beer while working on their car

Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard

They like to burb and they like to fart

They like picking up girls when they go to walmart

They like adjusting their nuts and scratching their ass

Every night they go to bed with a buzz

They dream that they are drinking

They wake up and they are

They'll be a drunk redneck until the day their dead

They drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed

They like to fish and hunt when their drunk

They like to have sex in the back of their truck

You can tall them rude and crude and crass

But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

They like to dip and they like to spit

They like talking on the phone while taking a shit

They're proud to be a redneck piece of white trash and if you don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their ass.
Jim: Hey, Mike! Is that Jim over there drinking sasafras root beer, eating fried chicken, and sitting in his rat-laced front lawn couch listening to Rebel Son with his 400 pound wife through his beat-downed 69' Dodge Charger bucket?

Mike: Yep! He's good lil feller and he's proud to be a redneck piece of white trash.
by Secularistdestroyer July 20, 2025
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White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.
Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic
by Mike109999 July 23, 2025
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White Trash

White trash is a slang term used (often sarcastically) to describe someone, usually white, who calls every Black girl they see a "10/10" — no matter what. White trash is often used to mock people who try too hard to seem woke or who have oddly specific preferences.
Austin: “Yo did you see that girl? She was a 10/10.”
John: “Let me guess… she was Black?”
Austin: “You know me too well.”
John: “Bro’s certified white trash.”
by white trash hater July 25, 2025
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White Trash

A term used to describe tacky, trashy, vulgar, tasteless, boorish, crude, uncouth, unsophisticated and racist Caucasian individuals, regardless of their wealth or social status.
That white couple is always loud and obnoxious every time they pass my apartment door. They are such white trash.
by Therealist78 July 26, 2025
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White Boy

A human male under the age of 25 who is of Caucasian descent. They're typically arrogant, attention-seeking, desperate and not to mention manipulative. These are the type of guys who end up lovebombing you only to leave you wanting to kill yourself or the type that say slurs for fun without thinking twice.
Person 1: I just broke up with Chris yesterday... he genuinely made me want to kill myself.

Person 2: Ugh, I told you he's the worst. The literal definition of a White Boy! One time he called me the F-slur!

Person 1: That is so not coolio! Let's go egg his house!
by Lynton Heathecliff August 2, 2025
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White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.
Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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White Collar Shot Block

When you save your coworker from a bad situation by absorbing or deflecting the negativity so it does not reach them.
Vern: Dude, do NOT go in that room, you will be stuck for 30 mins and then thrown into like 7 more meetings. SLT has some serious Emotional Hand Me Down baggage from their previous bosses.

Ilan: Thanks man, I appreciate the White Collar Shot Block, I wanna coffee, I will go to Starbucks outside. Appreciate you, fam.

Vern: White Collar Brosef for life, let's get Shawarma later.

Ilan: k, Holler at Your Hebrew
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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