National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 At 12:00 you have to ask your crush out!

Travis-hey Mary I wanted to ask you out

Mary-OMG today is National ask your crush out day!!

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

National girlfriend day

national gf day is on may 22nd and on this day you should post and spoil your gf and if she’s ur gf that’s not ur gf yet MAKE HER YOUR GF THIS DAY!

national girlfriend day is when you should remind her of what she means to you

by minionluvr May 19, 2022

National Kroniz Day

On July 26th we serve this as a purpose in the day. We celebrate the weird Discord User "kroniz_" for their good work at being weird.

They celebrated National Kroniz Day but they didn't eat any cake.

by kroniz_ September 2, 2023