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Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.
Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own
by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023
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Nigga dog food

Any kind of cheap, store-bought dog food that causes your dog to break out or develop other maladies and/or illnesses.
I could not get my dog quality dog food for her dinner tonight. She will have to settle for Nigga dog food. I hope it doesn't cause issues for her later on.
by Kt nola April 13, 2023
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Corn Dog Blue

Act of masterbation in public typically in an airplane or in a restaurant such as Texas Road House.
I can't believe Dennis pulled a Corn Dog Blue at Texas Road House this Sunday!
by The Poopers December 8, 2024
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Chili dog

A guy puts his cock in between a girl/guys buttcheeks and the girl/guy shits on the cock
Dude she did a chili dog on me last night
by Tea bottle July 2, 2016
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High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.
My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.
by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022
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Dog

“He plays basketball so he’s a dog.”
by Globule's June 4, 2025
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Dog Goose

Goose is corbins dog, goose is a black lab and the best dog you can ever ask for.
by The idot September 12, 2020
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