national friend group day

This is the day you celebrate your friend group by exposing them on your story

Isabella: You know what tomorrow is?
Christopher: no what is it?
May: ITS NATIONAL FRIEND GROUP DAY

by it’s brittany bitch November 12, 2020

national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 23, 2023

Fucked by a seven nation Army

The newest court martial for seniors guaranteed aides

You do not want to be Fucked by a seven nation Army like Douglas will be 1000000 times in his washing machine

by Cody5050 February 01, 2022

National Don't Annoy Arthur Day

Don't be a bullier to Arthur that's mean and it hurts his feelings so don't do it.

Me: *Kicks*

Arthur: Hey today is National Don't Annoy Arthur Day be nice, it hurts my feelings

Me: im sorry...

by Lay Chips 1 May 27, 2022

National Throw Milo Day

October 22nd you can throw anyone named Milo

Hey guys did you here it National Throw Milo Day

by ChadicusPrime October 22, 2021

National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

by skdilde March 28, 2023

Sleep-a-nation

A group of people who love to sleep all day everyday

Me: hey bro, are you apart of sleep-a-nation?
My friend: oh of course broooo I love sleeping

by Lemon pepper chicken wings December 03, 2022