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Self dick loving gay

A man who records themselves having sex and then goes back and watches coz they love their own dick so much
You’d watch your own porn. Your such a self dick loving gay
by Nowivehearditall September 18, 2021
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I am in love with you

Something you say when you are drunk or high. No meaning at all. Never say it to anyone.
her: I am in love with you
him: are you drunk?
by whathello March 15, 2021
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kaia loves aidan more

kaia loves aidan more: fact.
by penisfart26 May 11, 2022
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Five-finger love ring

Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kisser.

Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.

Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.

Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!

Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.

Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)

Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...
by Doris M. Smith October 11, 2008
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St. Louis Love Muffin

When you poop in your lovers bellybutton and smear it all over her belly with your disco stick
by SusanJensMom January 12, 2021
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i love you 2

It's either they don't actually love you or they're super lazy . Another reason could be that they don't know the difference between to and too lmaoo
by Dannix July 7, 2022
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zaza i love uno

a word a man by the name colin bestowed upon our wretched world
Colin: zaza i love uno

Xi Jinping: OMG ∞ social credits
by Xx_Awesome_sauce_Gamr_xX November 2, 2022
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