A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.
by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017
Get the Lumberjacking Offmug. A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.
Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.
Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting
Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.
Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting
“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”
by M1HUNNA November 13, 2021
Get the Rubbing off my tingmug. /drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
by anonymous August 21, 2025
Get the drop the kids off at the poolmug. A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"
"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"
"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."
"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."
by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024
Get the Burting Offmug. Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?
by Big Daddy Eater March 4, 2022
Get the Jerk offmug. When you’re in jail and miss mandatory workout so they force you to do around 300-500 squats up the stairs
If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
by Fucku niggerlover November 14, 2023
Get the Broken offmug. Believed to originate amongst the Welsh migrant population of Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada. The hand-off from hell is a technique used in Rugby Union where you smash the palm of your hand into your opponents face sending them sprawling to the floor unable to stop your advance towards the try line.
In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.
In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.
"Goodness me that hand-off from hell almost put him in ward 4!"
"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."
"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."
by Nog1988 January 15, 2019
Get the Hand-off from hellmug.