by ButtPickler December 17, 2015

by Carp Adem October 7, 2021

by boombox5050 May 16, 2015

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021

The condition in which when you approach a toilet your butt begins to do something akin to drooling. Also, your sense of urgency to use the toilet is inversely proportional to your distance from it.
This is a conditioned response which can be triggered by many different things depending on the individual and his habits.
This is a conditioned response which can be triggered by many different things depending on the individual and his habits.
by Gramps53207 July 21, 2025
