Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022

Man baby

A grown ass man who still lives w his parents and sponges off them not paying any bills.

Travis is a man baby cause he's 30 and still lives with daddy..

by Bobett Hard April 24, 2020

Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.

"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 1, 2023

baby shower

the act of ejaculating on your partners hair, then they proceed to rub it in like shampoo

That dude Bailey gave Lexi the baby shower, after the movie

by babyshower69 May 29, 2022

na baby

na baby is da gooiest gooiest and is ur puppy

omg I see na baby.

by juuuuuuuyyyynnnn January 24, 2021

Give you a "baby shower"

When a guy finishes on your face.

Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."

by ADray707 January 4, 2023

baby pig

a cute animal that will love you forever

oh my god is that a baby pig??? <3

by a baby pig May 9, 2020