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the card off

I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.
It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client
by bebosmittyy September 25, 2010
mugGet the the card offmug.

Off smirk

To stop smiling or to instanly become infuriated
I went off smirk when Sitie told me that she wunna break up wit me
by _broski_101 December 27, 2022
mugGet the Off smirkmug.

laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends
Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off
by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021
mugGet the laughing my anus offmug.

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
mugGet the drive-by jerk offmug.

Macked Off The Shart

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time
by swpp11 May 19, 2025
mugGet the Macked Off The Shartmug.

wax one off

I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off
by Chubby dude March 15, 2015
mugGet the wax one offmug.

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