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stale white bread boy

Damn why does Michael Cera always play the same stale white bread boy in all of his movies
by bluebruce December 15, 2023
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Walter White

Walter White, the main character of the critically acclaimed TV show Breaking Bad, is one of the most complex and fascinating characters in television history. Played by Bryan Cranston, Walter is a high school chemistry teacher who turns to manufacturing and selling methamphetamine after being diagnosed with terminal cancer. As the show progresses, Walter's character evolves from a mild-mannered and sympathetic man into a ruthless drug kingpin.

At the beginning of the show, Walter is a struggling middle-class man who is frustrated with his life. He feels trapped in his job, his marriage, and his finances. However, after his diagnosis, he decides to use his expertise in chemistry to make money by manufacturing and selling methamphetamine. He teams up with Jesse Pinkman, a former student, and they start their business. Initially, Walter's motivations are somewhat noble - he wants to provide for his family after he's gone - but he soon becomes addicted to the power and money that comes with being a drug lord.

In conclusion, Walter White is a complex and compelling character, one who has captured the imaginations of viewers around the world. He is both sympathetic and villainous, a man who is driven by both noble and selfish motivations. His character arc is a fascinating exploration of the human psyche, and his story will undoubtedly continue to be studied and analyzed for years to come.
Nigger: Walter White is a fucking badass
Me: Shut up fag
by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023
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White Tony

When you work at a place and start acting like Black Tony. Lazy and don't do much work. Always on the phone. Takes time off without any PTO.
Yo yo I'm such at two trains dawg. About to be late. This is White Tony.
by JizzleRizzle October 20, 2023
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ambiguous white privilege

A person has ambiguous white privilege when they are confirmed by a DNA test as European, but, usually in the US, they are thought to be mixed, middle eastern, Mexican, etc. Usually happens to individuals of black Irish descent.
Megan Fox has ambiguous white privilege due to her looks. However, it seems not to matter too much as she’s a celebrity/
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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White Conservative Paranoia

A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.

Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:

Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).

“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)

“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)

“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)

The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.

Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.

We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
by Yetiiscool August 22, 2021
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WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME

A disease that’s nearly impossible to cure, someone who has rights. Infects white, cisgender males, and causes them to love America and the military.
"Yeah... Alex has WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME - He has too many rights and loves America far too much."
by aTransMasc December 20, 2022
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