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Polish Wanker

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.
by ChildishPg April 13, 2016
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Ankle Wanker

An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.
Joe has gone full ankle wanker with his pants today.
by ankle_wanker November 28, 2018
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Wanker

The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.
"There are wankers all over the world. The sun never sets on wankers."
by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018
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Wanker

Canadian variant, common in the 1980's and 1990's. The equivalent of the American term, hesher. A young male who listens to metal or hard rock, wears a mullet style haircut or all around long hair, concert shirt or truck stop novelty joke shirt, Harley Davidson merchandise, high top Reebok shoes with the laces loose and tongues out. Hobbies include: amateur herpetology, getting blasted into oblivion smoking hash in the form of hot knives, drinking 60 pounder bottles of Smirnoff vodka, cruising Catholic schools at recess to pick up girls in the smoking area and playing eight-ball at the local pool hall or trailer park recreation building. Wanker tanker refers to a late 1970's model Chevy Camaro, Trans-Am or Firebird which is the chariot of choice for many wankers, as they can rarely afford a Corvette.
"Ever since Travis started listening to Dokken, he's turned into such a wanker"
by HelFyr June 12, 2018
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Wanker.

Literally meaning masturbator. Just as a normal person would prefer to have sex with a partner, a wanker would have sex with themselves(i.e. wank) out of sheer self-love.
They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism.
Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at universities (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks.
Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public.
Female wankers put their lips in photos.
He calls himself by his own nickname. What a wanker!
She spent half the night taking selfies so she can put them on facebook so people thinks she has a social life. Wanker.
He posts pro-refugee stuff on facebook just to make himself look good. He's just a wanker!
He actually tells people how much money he makes. Total wanker!
by AntiWanker June 27, 2018
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Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.
pardon my french, but u are a wanker
by doodie hole July 15, 2018
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Wanker world

A place where dickheads go who like a good old wank over themselves
Wanker a world wanker a world lots of cum it’s so fun at wanker world
by Sex vibe July 27, 2018
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