Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Un-ejaculate

To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.

Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”

by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021

un fo

1. To undo something.

2. (Vulgar) A slang word for unclefucker.

Not to be confused with mo fo, which means motherfucker.

3. (Vulgar, offensive) A homosexual, especially either man or woman.

1. Dick: I need to un fo the disaster.
Jack: okay.
2. Person 1: You are an un fo.
Person 2: Wow, what kind of asshole would make up un fo or un-fo, or un/fo as unclefucker?!
3. ???: what’s un fo?
Person 1: you should know that it’s homosexual…

by KB_2024 September 23, 2023

envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016

Un Boat

The king's of not sending invites

Damn they pulled an un boat and went to kfc again without us

by Richdich69 November 22, 2021

Faire une Elisio

Expression Française signifiant arrêter une relation lorsque l’autre personne en face ne fait pas d’effort.

-personne 1: Hey, comment ça se passe avec ta copine?
-personne 2: Elle ne fait aucun effort dans notre relation, je pense que je vais faire une Elisio…

by triceclaratops November 24, 2021

un-blah

To make yourself/someone else not feel like shit.

Yo my nigga I need to go un-blah

by Dr. Cato July 21, 2016