A guy from New Jersey who gets corn dogs stuck inside of his ass but slightly enjoys it. Toni Rigatoni is love with another man named Baldric who is from New York. Toni would love to bang with Baldric and make out with him. Baldric wants Toni’s booty which makes this relationship a perfect match. No one can tell Baldric’s girlfriend about his admiration for Toni since she lives overseas. Toni is the hottest person on Earth and would do anything to be with a bald man.
by thecorndogisstuckhelp January 23, 2020
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sally: omg lindsay tries so fucking hard to seem rich . like, we know both your parents work at McDonalds
raul: yeah for real, she is a tony uptown
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Get the tony lewis mug.A weird guy that likes to fuck minors. He has too many followers on tiktok and he should be banned. TONY LOPEZ IF YOU SEE THIS LET THE CHILDREN GO.
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Get the Tony Parks mug.When one’s significant other comes out of the closet (as preferring the opposite gender of oneself) before the information is known to both parties. Essentially, when someone is dumped by omission in a sense that they can no longer be dating someone who is attracted to the opposite gender, but were not aware of these circumstances before the it became public knowledge.
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