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Tommy

The perfection, and the most sweetest guy on earth.

He is so charming and probably is an angel that fell on earth on accident💕

He knows how to make you laugh and he may be a savage at times, but he is the most accepting human being you can ever meet.

Your heart melts just by hearing his voice, and he is the reason why you know what love is. But he's way too pure to notice you have feelings for him 😞😞
"Tommy didn't notice my feelings again! Even though I made it so obvious.."
by NekoTan1220 June 18, 2017
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Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.
Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same
by papijohn November 21, 2017
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tommy pethal

Number 1 savage but sucks at cod
Today tommy pethal said he smokes dank weed.
by Not a monster November 29, 2017
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Tommy jones

Is very Vlapped
by Jjjjdndnuxndnchbdbcysn November 29, 2017
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tommy rebel

Leader of the Tommy Rebellion. He stands for white supremacy and has lead many Ralleys the most notable being starting a riot while at a strawberry crest high school by holding up the rebel flag.
Tommy Rebel nut tapped Nathaniel and he died, Tommy Rebel strikes again!!
by Ben_dover_larry_69 May 7, 2018
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tommy gumpal

Oh shit it’s dat boi Tommy Gumpal
by Yeet-Man May 9, 2018
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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
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