The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.
Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.
Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".
Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.
Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".
Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.
I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.
I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.
by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009
Get the Mental Blue Ballsmug. The undisputed King of the Grunts. Also known as Ug. enjoys treating his hair to pineapple tarts.
See Grunts for definition of.
See Grunts for definition of.
by Adam Messy September 14, 2004
Get the Mental Mikemug. Is an unintelligent and uneducated person, who has a very low-level of thinking; who bases their knowledge solely on their personal bad experiences in life; and they find negative in almost every situation no matter what! Their reasoning and understanding skills are very limited.
For example:
A person with a “Gutter Rat Mentality” will think if one girl in the club is a whore then ALL the other girls in the clubs must be whores also!
A person with a “Gutter Rat Mentality” will think if a man does not control his wife, he’s a weak man but in reality he’s a confident man who does not have trust issues.
A person with a “Gutter Rat Mentality” will think if his girl has lots of female’s friends then she must be a lesbian, but in reality she’s a social butterfly.
A person with a “Gutter Rat Mentality” will think if his girl wears nice clothes to work then she must be having an affair with her boss, but in reality she just like to dress nice to work.
Typically people who have a “Gutter Rat Mentality” are of low economic status, not successful in life, have not experience life outside of the area they grew up in, highly insecure, and typically blame others for their failures.
For example:
A person with a “Gutter Rat Mentality” will think if one girl in the club is a whore then ALL the other girls in the clubs must be whores also!
A person with a “Gutter Rat Mentality” will think if a man does not control his wife, he’s a weak man but in reality he’s a confident man who does not have trust issues.
A person with a “Gutter Rat Mentality” will think if his girl has lots of female’s friends then she must be a lesbian, but in reality she’s a social butterfly.
A person with a “Gutter Rat Mentality” will think if his girl wears nice clothes to work then she must be having an affair with her boss, but in reality she just like to dress nice to work.
Typically people who have a “Gutter Rat Mentality” are of low economic status, not successful in life, have not experience life outside of the area they grew up in, highly insecure, and typically blame others for their failures.
by I AM HOTEP! October 1, 2016
Get the Gutter Rat Mentalitymug. The act of fixing a problem for the short term when in the long run you will end up needing to spend more time and money to fix a larger problem.
A: Why are there weird lines down the middle of the road?
B: The city thought it was a good idea to pave the road without spending the money to pull up the trolly tracks first.
A: This is killing my car. Fucking patch kit mentality!
B: The city thought it was a good idea to pave the road without spending the money to pull up the trolly tracks first.
A: This is killing my car. Fucking patch kit mentality!
by LittleMissBitch June 23, 2011
Get the Patch kit mentalitymug. When you believe that things that are a dollar or less should be bought in bulk because they are so cheap.
My Mom went out and bought 20 pairs of star shaped sunglasses because "someone would definitely get a dollar worth of fun out of them". She has a dollar store mentality.
My friend Paty used to say "If it's for free, it's for me....but the dollar store is good too."
My friend Paty used to say "If it's for free, it's for me....but the dollar store is good too."
by TSuave March 14, 2010
Get the Dollar store mentalitymug. So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"
That is Mental Auto Correct
That is Mental Auto Correct
by flashwildecard May 11, 2015
Get the mental auto correctmug. The act of doing something completely out of the ordinary or utterly embarrassing in front of a group of strangers with the notion that you won't ever see them again anyway making it difficult for them to pass future judgement.
Also known as Burning-Man Mentality.
Also known as Burning-Man Mentality.
TJ: I can't believe Jay pissed his pants while playing the piano at the sorority house.
John: Yeah he gets a few beers in him and Mardi Gras Mentality takes over, happens all the time.
John: Yeah he gets a few beers in him and Mardi Gras Mentality takes over, happens all the time.
by Battle-Born Boner September 8, 2009
Get the Mardi Gras Mentalitymug.