Shit Show Mafia

A group of unstable, offensive, and crazy individuals that aim to hurt your feelings.
I was trying to talk in the group chat, but the shit show mafia showed up and made me cry.
by brooketastic February 03, 2018
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White Girl Mafia

A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.
I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.
by durka_durka August 03, 2022
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MacGyver Mafia

The current tribe being built by Marko Macgyver.
The Macgyver Mafia really stepped it up for donation for Christmas.
by Marko MacGyver September 27, 2023
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Gummy Bear Mafia

A group of Artists in the college park area of Oakville Ontario Canada. The group operates on many levels such as a frat amongst college students and a corporate networking platform between young students, entrepreneurs, and artists looking to expand.
Have you heard about this group of people around the area called Gummy Bear Mafia?
by commander_nic March 07, 2015
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Chaldean Mafia

Chaldean mafia, founded in Detroit, Michigan then slowly moved to San Diego and Phoenix. It was founded by a group of old heads and a midget back in the 90’s.
“Hey ramos you heard about the chaldean mafia?”
“Yea I heard that they shot a couple niggas from sterling heights because they kept saying they were from Detroit!”
by YonanFromWarren June 01, 2021
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Mafia Princess

The daughter of a Made Man in the mafia. Specifically the Italian mafia.
That mafia princess had the biggest birthday party I've ever seen.
by Getthamoneynrun February 16, 2024
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Underground Mafias Army

A Club Penguin army community full of absolute wetwipes. Typically they go on Club Penguin Rewritten and try to annoy innocent players going about their day. The HCOM is clueless as well.
Did you hear about the Underground Mafias Army again? They're a bunch of nimrods.
by clubpenguinlad December 18, 2020
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