Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022

Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.

Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.

by Matato May 9, 2022

Jon

A semen and maple stripe slurry added to Michigan pancakes.

Alice: whip up some Jon for my pancakes.
Bob: okay, gimme a minute…

by LoveEveryWomanISee January 17, 2024

Jon as

A gay guy from Tiro

Jon as is gay

by kangaa1 November 9, 2017

Jon

Jon, not Jonathan... just Jon. The direct opposite of sex god. Mediocre. Has a lot to learn. Kind and smart but says shit like "juice" and "like hello".

Jon lost his juul.

by Rach.1221 May 6, 2020

Jon

Jon is a guy who trys to fit in but deep down hes gay but doesnt want to admit it. He acts very gay and doesnt want to admit it. All of his friends know hes gay and he gets mad at them.

Wow did you see how gay jon was acting the other day? Yeah I know hes always like that Jon's pretty gay

by Longgggg November 27, 2018

jon olav

Its a norwegian name used for intelligent people or people that loves BMW, everyone else knows that BMW is bad, but this creature that spawns in Norway thinks it is good. His friends are usually idiots but he still loves them, if u ever meet a Jon Olav you are the luckiest guy ever because he is a cute boy.

"Hey did you meet my new friend he is into bmw"
"Dude he has to be a Jon Olav"

by ItzBirk March 16, 2018