hand juice

the sweat that is in your hand form holding something for a long time .

" Hey those M&M have hand juice on them"

" EWWW I TASTE HAND JUICE FROM YOUR HANDS ON MY FOOD"

by bre bre July 14, 2005

talk to the hand

An aggrivating way of saying "shut up".

me:why are you so annoying?!
girl:talk to the hand,'cause the girl aint hearin' it!
me:figures...

by Wolf-Sneasel September 02, 2003

Plumber's Hand

A dry, coarse vagina. Having sex with this woman feels like having a plumber give you a handjob.

Sally's Plumber's Hand gave my penis a rash.

by Plumber's Hand Victim January 08, 2009

banana hands

What you have when you fingers are really long, and resemble a banana.

Levi has big banana hands. What a freak

by Battle Star Galactica May 17, 2007

edward hands

In reference to the main character of the Twilight books by Stephenie Meyer. Edward Cullen, a vampire has an unnaturally low body temperature, leaving his hands always cold.

"He went outside in the winter with no gloves on, so now he has edward hands"

by Katrina29 December 16, 2007

santa hand

Santa's right pimp hand

What!? Mrs. Claus forgot to make dinner! Sounds like Jolly Ol' Saint Nick is gonna have to keep his Santa hand strong.

by hjklj April 11, 2008

STD hands

When you use your hands as a weapon after rubbing them on your genitalia (or in kia's case after finger banging a dirty sloot).

don't, otherwise you're gonna get STD hands

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003