chair cloth

What my dad calls a blanket on a chair.

"Hey, grab me that chair cloth."
"What the heck is a chair cloth?"

by Pieperson87 December 25, 2016

the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

Chair acheivment

When you sit on a chair and your crush pulls your pants down and sucks you like a popsicle

Man my crush came over today and the Chair acheivment was unlocked

by MikealsonGamer January 29, 2018

Electric chair

When you are having sex doggy style and then you pull her back while trying to sit on an electric fence wire. The pulse will go through both of your but won’t kill you.

I was out near the cow barn and decided to give her the electric chair.

by Dr.sicko June 3, 2023

Elmo Chair

To be in the cool group.

Your hair is Elmo Chair

by Elmo Chair February 14, 2025

Chair

Why are you looking up what your fucking sitting in why

I’m looking up chair because I’m stupid and don’t know what the hell to look up

by WhyAreYouDumb April 23, 2021

Chair

Something you sit on

Go and sit on the chair

by uggllllnjxd April 23, 2018