Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

dee-stamp

Large hickeys with bite marks around them.

DAAAAAAMN!!! That's a huge dee-stamp.

Did you see that giant dee-stamp on Holly's boyfriend?

by Deanna548 November 4, 2008

Douche Stamp

A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.

Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?

by Babardouchebaginator June 10, 2010

nick stamp

No hoes

Nick stamp gets no hoes

by Bigdaddyitaly August 6, 2016

Licking Stamps

To take LSD, usually in blotter form, Because they are reminiscent postage stamps.

Dude, he was just chilling there licking stamps at that festival, He must've been really tripping out.

by Poofawoo May 7, 2022

STAMP THAT AMP THAT FLAMP THAT

A short phrase derived from Memphis, Tennessee. Means something is SOLIDIFIED. It's stamped mean its official. NO NEED FOR FURTHER EXPLANATION. STAMP THAT AMP THAT FLAMP THAT. SIGNED SEALED AND DELIVERED.

Mane it's big Memphis forever! STAMP THAT AMP THAT FLAMP THAT

by MEMPHIS TALK November 5, 2023

coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.

dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!

by singleton October 13, 2008