Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.
I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.
by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025
Get the Painting the Shaft mug.When golfing, and you have a one inch putt and whiff when tapping it in on accident. Then you finish it the second time and make it. And results in counting an extra stroke for the whiff
You hit a good putt to one inch. It is technically a gimme but according to A.T. you have to practice like you play so you will get counted an extra stroke when you are practicing with some friends.
Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks
Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.
Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?
Person 1. Nice putt
Person 2. Thanks
Person 1. You whiffed on that 1 inch putt. That's gonna be an extra stroke.
Person 2. Are you trying to pull the A.T. Shaft on me?
by Thewhiffer February 26, 2011
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