Tight as a pineapple

A feeling meaning the person is all good and fine.

"How are you today?" Martin asked.

-"I'm tight as a pineapple." Walter replied.

by Masih April 12, 2019

Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.

The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.

by Mohammered May 26, 2019

pineapple cider

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.

Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.

by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019

Pineapple

A fruit that reminds you of summer and all things good. Pineapple is amazing in any form.

Girl: I love pineapple?

Boy: eh i dont really

Girl: You are crazy, pineapple is all things good in a fruit

by alaska1313 May 31, 2019

silly pineapple

My silly pineapple is a girl named Gloria. This dude named Ethan loves her as a FWEND but he just can’t say it for multiple reasons. So I’m here writing this as an apology, another one. I’m sorry my silly pineapple I just don’t want ur relationship too change with others because of ours....... so update, turns out I love her WAY MORE THAN A FWEND like a GIRLFWEND she’s so amazing and I’m so glad she’s in my life I have no idea what I would do without her

My silly pineapple is my one and only And will always be

by Ajajd December 4, 2019

pineapple

why the fuck do you want to know what a pineapple is? It's a spiky yellow fruit headass.

bob: yo do you want to know a pineapple?
john:na pineapples are gay

by TotalHeck December 12, 2019

Pineapple

Something you have to shout randomly especially on rides

You can also put it on a pun with an apple

PINEAPPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jakepauler2975 December 16, 2019