during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.
(day: december 15th)
Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!
Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.
Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?
Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!
Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!
Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.
Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?
Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!
by jaficial December 20, 2008
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When you finish taking a shit but realize that you are out of toilet paper. This results in one having to awkwardly shuffle around with ones pants down to find toilet paper while avoiding getting faeces on nearby surfaces such as the floor. This is called a Pink Panther because the objective is not to be seen. One can even hum the tune of the Pink Panther movies to add to the feel of espionage on their journey to the cupboard, or in the worst case, the corner store.
1. I pulled a Pink Panther at school, I had to get all the way downstairs to the janitors closet without being seen.
2. Grandma tried pulling a Pink Panther, but fell down a flight of stairs and broke her hip.
3. I had to pull a Pink Panther last night, working under the cover of darkness is easy, until you grab sandpaper.
2. Grandma tried pulling a Pink Panther, but fell down a flight of stairs and broke her hip.
3. I had to pull a Pink Panther last night, working under the cover of darkness is easy, until you grab sandpaper.
by Christ almighty October 24, 2007
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by pantherx May 29, 2003
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He likened Michelle's panty grit to that of blasting his face with extra coarse, 24-grit sandpaper lubed with rotten oysters.
by annie, leah & mandy December 14, 2007
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"I can't believe they killed J.T.! He loved Annie so much, and she had a child! Those writers are cold hearted bitches."
"Are you... are you actually crying over Degrassi?"
"No, shut up, it's just... it's just annoying they did that, okay?"
"But you were about to cry; I could see the verge coming"
"Just shut up, okay, asshole? I'll kick your ass"
"*Imitation gay voice* Looks like someone's lookin' to apply to the Rainbow Panthersssss!"
"Are you... are you actually crying over Degrassi?"
"No, shut up, it's just... it's just annoying they did that, okay?"
"But you were about to cry; I could see the verge coming"
"Just shut up, okay, asshole? I'll kick your ass"
"*Imitation gay voice* Looks like someone's lookin' to apply to the Rainbow Panthersssss!"
by Skookum H. Chuck September 12, 2007
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