by Mochi Girl August 4, 2011
Get the slide some glassmug. The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.
Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.
Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.
by Dachau Cabana August 9, 2010
Get the The Glass Road Truckermug. by 😗’s there September 26, 2018
Get the year 6 glassesmug. The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.
Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
by Texaswonderwoman April 22, 2013
Get the Underwater Seein' Glassesmug. A seemingly attractive female whom many men have fallen for initially, only for them to notice her dull personality.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.
You could send the funniest joke to this girl and the best reply you'd get would be 'lol' or 'lmao'. Often there's a chance for her to not respond at all.
Anyone dating the Glass Of Water Girl will grow up to become a middle-aged white man in a childhood sweetheart marriage that neither spouse is interested in anymore.
Eugene: Ugghh I sent this hilarious meme to jacky and all I got as a reply was ''Lmao'', I tried to continue the conversation and she just left me on read.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.
Donald: Hey man, she's not worth it, she's just a goddamn Glass Of Water Girl.
by Not Chirpy June 29, 2021
Get the Glass Of Water Girlmug. when a man/woman sits on a glass coffee table with full bowels usually after taking laxatives
then another man/woman crawls underneath the glass coffee table and sits and watches as "the star" "bursts" before the "show"
then another man/woman crawls underneath the glass coffee table and sits and watches as "the star" "bursts" before the "show"
by i'm just some guy September 29, 2021
Get the STARBURST GLASS SHOWmug. "Are you thirsty? We have water, soda, juice, spiders, be-"
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders
by bbasic February 21, 2021
Get the Brimming glass of spidersmug.