The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.
by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018
Get the Bathroom bookingmug. "A Cover Is Not The Book so open it up and take a look,"
"Under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook,"
"Under the covers one discovers that the king may be a crook,"
by Lucyiscoming August 14, 2021
Get the a cover is not the bookmug. by CommonWhiteBoi January 6, 2019
Get the Nut bookmug. by Wick SQUADD December 22, 2014
Get the Small Bookmug. After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.
"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."
"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"
by craigishilarious March 5, 2014
Get the Book Wastedmug. 1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.
2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.
2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010
Get the Hooker Bookmug. An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).
by AG41 July 11, 2023
Get the Book On Tapemug.