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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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butt naked

Refers to having a plain old ramen noodle soup without anything else (excluding water).
Guy 1: ay man you see teddy over there man? sittin' on his ass eating that butt naked
Guy 2: (a new prisoner) a what?
Guy 1: young blood, a butt naked is when a guy eats ramen noodle without no scoop a cheeze or they corn chips
Guy 2: oh, i see it now! hes eating it like a piggie
by TheHeeHooMan November 10, 2020
mugGet the butt nakedmug.

Naked mole rat

by Rat tat tat tat October 3, 2019
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Naked water

“I’m thirsty

“Drink from bottle”

“No, it’s pre workout.”

“There’s water in that”

“ITS NOT NAKED, I want naked water”.
by Freakflashlight August 18, 2024
mugGet the Naked watermug.

naked fairy

The girl, or woman, who runs around the property naked without thought or shame.
You should head out to Keith's place, the naked fairy is out today.
by fairywitch February 1, 2022
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Clit-naked

Exactly the same as bollock-naked, but bollocks not included.
I woke up, I was clit-naked, on a table, and there was semen everywhere...
by BDE1987 July 2, 2017
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Double naked

Being naked, groomed so that there is no public hair with the intent of being fucked.
Honey I'm lay here double naked for you.
by Englishlad4729 September 9, 2018
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