blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

Fut Moon

A man who is constantly eating hotdogs. Sort of like a never ending hot dog contest. But a man. Man flesh compiles hut doogs.

Why do you hang out with that Fut Moon?

by Fat Moon March 9, 2018

Russell Moon

Has the smallest penis in the world and looks just like his sister

Russell Moon gets your pregnant cause he cant find a condom small enough.

by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019

Moon Juice

An iridescent, Rachel vapor best known for it’s unpredictable, but pleasurably intense trances that result in unicorns living as human beings.

“She put that moon juice on me and now I have child support to pay.”

by EyeFiteEvol July 28, 2021

moon cricket

black male that screams like monkey

My god there is a moon cricket in Zanesfield!

by carlos spicy weiner256 October 8, 2021

Moon Lagoon

A shrubby small Eucalyptus that can reach to 12 feet tall with small rounded spade-shaped, gray-green juvenile leaves flushed a pale purple that mature to a leaf that is green with a curved boomerang shape.

Hey Chris, look at this dope moon lagoon I found? Ya think we can smoke it?

by Sqrls July 18, 2018

Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.

Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.

by Blades-runner December 30, 2017