Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

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upper mississippi academy

A public charter school in st paul MN, very hands on learning

enroll now at Upper Mississippi academy now ! umissacademy.org

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When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it

Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River

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When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it

Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River

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a town in the state of Mississippi where all the men living there have butt sex with their favorite cousin every sunday after church service

man you know my cousin from Columbus Mississippi ?

where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.

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A wrestling move used on a Cabot Junior High North wrestler that looks like minecraft Steve and a skinny boy that looks like a minecraft skeleton

Dang bro that kid that looks like minecraft steve just got put in The Mississippi Mudslide Move at the wrestling tournament

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