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laurens

A little hellhole with no stores. A literal ghosttown. SUCKS BALLS. Located in upstate New York
Morris, milford, edmonston, and cherry valley all suck balls like laurens
by amonaco23 April 23, 2011
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lauren

a lauren:
a thin eyed gem of a being. her eyes are long and she has widescreen vision, she's a true gift of life and joy. with little to no friends.
excuse me lauren, can you see me? maybe you should squint more.
by ilovelaurenz89 December 14, 2010
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Laurentian Hot

Used in contrast to the regular definition of hot(Where one would be smoking at 10 and hideous at 0), A Laurentian Hot would be comparable to a regular Hot's 5
by DCDCdam May 15, 2007
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Latrell

v., latrelled, latrel·ing, latrells.

To abandon one or a group of friends for personal gain or benefit, while claiming the whole time that you are only doing it for the group or team.
I went to play hoops with Bob and Joe, but when I got there they latrelled me for some 6'8" guy that works in Bob's office.
by Treebeered July 10, 2009
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Lauren of the Island

A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.
A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.
by FainsL April 22, 2009
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A Lauren

When you're on FaceTime to someone 24/7 but you've never met in person, but you consider them as a sister.
Person 1: Is it like A Lauren?
Person 2: Yeah, it's exactly like that.
by Freebie Freestyler January 27, 2018
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Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
by Taylor the biggest bitch October 12, 2007
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