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bowling lane regular

A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.
It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.
by zdidit December 31, 2010
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Lane

If you have the name lane your one sexy guy
Lane is so hot
by Beuty966983 October 18, 2021
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Dylan James Lane Lee

Kinda like slender man, tall, white and with little to no distinguishing features.
Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name?
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.

Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW
by roxogirl April 22, 2020
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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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HOT Lanes

High Occupancy Toll Express Lanes
HOV Lanes are tolled where vehicles that meet the occupancy requirements for a particular stretch of road can use the roadway free while vehicles less than the minimum occupancy requirement can use the same stretch of the roadway by paying a toll that varies depending on the level of traffic on the lanes.
A lot of HOT Lanes require an HOV-based toll transponder and at least 2 or 3 people in the vehicle with the HOV transponder in the 'HOV ON' setting to use the lanes for free depending on the stretch of roadway and the minimum occupancy requirements indicated by the traffic signs. Vehicles that do not meet the occupancy requirement for a free trip on the HOT Lanes will pay a variably-priced toll with the HOV transponder in the 'HOV OFF' setting to indicate the vehicle has less than the minimum amount of people needed in the car to pay the toll.
by ec4u2c_studioz October 22, 2022
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Left Lane Hero

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove
The dude in that volvo is being a real left lane hero by trying to run me off the road
by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016
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The Lanes

A great progressive rock band from Winnipeg, Manitoba.
The Lanes are freakin' great.
by nerdboy July 28, 2003
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