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Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy
Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly
by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021
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JONATHAN

JONATHAN PHAM BOI WORKDS AT FEMBOY HOOTERS AND HES A MINOR
JONATHAN RAPES AND CREAMPIES MICHELLE AND SNIFFS HER IN BED SMH
by HOLEINABUCKET November 21, 2021
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Jonathan Lipschutz

A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation
Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.

Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!
by Maartjepardje July 13, 2025
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Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen
Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson
by Not a choir kid December 21, 2021
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Jonathan

THE GOD OF PUBG . FULL TIME TOP FRAGGER
Hey who is the top fragger ? its jonathan like always

Jonathan is scouts father
by d0gemonnnnnn December 20, 2021
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Jonathan

They be the type of boys who got the biggest booty then any girl bro like it’s sooooooo big and I be putting my face in it brooo it’s so crazy fr fr
“They got big booty” “Jonathan got the big booty
by biggest_carti_meat_rider October 31, 2022
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