a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.
Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?
by antant August 22, 2009
by FutureSex October 05, 2006
what the fudge are you doing
by pro gamer j bird October 16, 2017
by MichaelScottDunderMifflinInc. December 14, 2015
by VeNtZ June 07, 2005
(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.
Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?
Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!
A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?
Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!
A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!
by Jonathan Barnett October 02, 2006
What's poppin, g?
by Nuckra April 28, 2004