hood phone

yelling for someone outside, extremly loud so they can hear you, instead of calling on thier phone from your phone, usually used in the ghetto

I opened the front door and screamed Yo Dinner's Ready, sorry we don't use the "hood phone" we are not in the ghetto

by Kerrbear February 25, 2012

Hoodie Hood

Ever hated someone but don't want to be rude to them in front of other people? Hoodie Hood is 'hudihud' is short for "hope you die u in hell you dickwhore' secretly. In-person and in-text, it's perfect. Try it. You'll thank me later. (Or thank me now by upvoting)

Idiot - yEaH bUt ThAtS wRoNg

us - No... UGH whatever.. Hoodie Hood

idiot - wHaTs tHat?

Us - I love hoodies my guy

idiot - cooooooooool

by Somehow_here May 6, 2022

Hood vines

pinacle of comedy, peak of human evolution

Man, i sure laughed my ass off when seeing those hood vines

by hood vine 2016 try not to laug April 9, 2020

Rubbing hood

Female masturbation

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood

by Midget slinger October 14, 2016

Robin Hood

The practice ran by Welfare State, when goverment set the irrational (too high) taxes for workers and enterprises (the rich) to pay no-lifers, immigrant snowflakes, and parent's basement resident (The Poor)

Ponzi Scheme at it's finest

Robin Hood mechanism reminds me to Ponzi/Pyramid Scheme, but inverted (the rich must pay the poor)

If no one could pay the irrational taxes, such as due to natural disaster or pandemy like Coronavirus/COVID19, then a country will be doomed (collapse)

by Sir. B May 17, 2020

Maddy Hood

This is when you have a bad trip on marijuana and proceed to call the cops on yourself and shower in your blue jeans before walking around your yard screaming I am in a time warp

Dude, I got some strong stuff this weekend and it made me go completely Maddy Hood

by M4jicm4n November 16, 2021

Hood-Ratery

The verb for doing hood rat shit.

"what's going on? Not shit, just the usual hood-ratery"

by Sarahcon1219 March 17, 2019