A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.
by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023
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grape boy

Grape Boy, also known as Uncle Grape, is the weirdest kid you'll ever meet. Albeit very intelligent, he struggles to form sentences when slightly uncomfortable.

Uncky Grape is a very loyal friend, but he will likely leave you at a bar without telling you he left. While wouldn't hurt a fly, he's extremely dangerous behind a keyboard. He has the memory of an elephant, often bringing up inside jokes he has with himself.
by Chickensalad069 November 23, 2021
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Grape

Slang for a fat rodent. primarily hamsters, gerbils, or rats.
"you need to lose weight, you fucking grape!" *hamster starts crying from embarrassment*
by Sylver Frostpaw April 14, 2025
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Grapes

A phrase used to describe you friends small willy
You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.
by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021
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the dumbest meme ever that has no meaning and can be said at any time
Robert: Hey did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack
Joey: They did surgery on a grape
by gamerb0i60420 December 3, 2018
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Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.
Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”
by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025
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Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.
Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.
by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020
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