Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
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fake sobriety

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.
Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.
by mcJoo July 11, 2008
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fake typer

moving you're hands while moving your fingers when typing on a keyboard. you're only supposed to move fingers.
You're only supposed to move your fingers when you type, fake typer!
by Regan Borlik October 15, 2010
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Fake Shit

A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"
by Reconify July 01, 2019
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fake friends

people who make you feel like you are unwanted. fake friends don’t invite you places, call you names, act like you don’t exist, try and control your actions, try and control your feelings, and most importantly don’t care about your feelings. fake friends will act like they are your “friend” for a little and they will most likely suck up to you, then all of a sudden they will completely stab you in the back and betray you.
when i was a freshman in high school i had so many fake friends, they would act like one person but really was another inside.
by ellie327 November 09, 2018
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Fake Friend

A person you know like hanging out in class, but dosen't want to hang out with in lunch, or hanging out with other people.
Math Class: He/she talks to you.
Lunch Time/Other Classes: They walk pass you or say mean things! That's considered fake friend
by PR_ForLife October 20, 2016
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Magotolds fake

The moment when you miss the ball in Rocket League but you say it's your new mechanic and it was planned.
Magotold pooling the magotolds fake can you believe it guys?
by MaikyThatNoob February 21, 2021
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