When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.
Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.
by mcJoo July 7, 2008
Get the fake sobrietymug. 1. The perception of extra weight that comes up when looking down at your stomach or thighs. This angle makes them it look bulgier and you can see all of the "hills and valleys" on your stomach/thighs.
2. When someone wears baggy clothing that makes them look heavier than they really are.
3. When your jeans have shrunken in the dryer, making your jeans significantly tighter, giving you the sudden panic of gaining a few pounds.
4. When someone has a round/chubby face but a thin body which automatically makes you think that they are fat in your head.
2. When someone wears baggy clothing that makes them look heavier than they really are.
3. When your jeans have shrunken in the dryer, making your jeans significantly tighter, giving you the sudden panic of gaining a few pounds.
4. When someone has a round/chubby face but a thin body which automatically makes you think that they are fat in your head.
Emma: *looking down at body* ugh look how bulgy my thighs are
Grace: um are you serious! they are totally not!
look in the mirror! It's just fake fat.
Helen: Omg I totally thought she was like 20 pounds heavier than she actually is until I saw her in a swimsuit. Her clothes are sooo unflattering add they add sooo much fake fat.
Hannah: Eeeek! These pants fit last week! I must have gained like 10 pounds because they are totally too tight now! OMG I have to go on my diet for like 2 weeks more than i planned to!
Mom: Relax honey. They shrunk in the wash. It's just fake fat.
Alex: I think she is like 120/130 pounds.
Mona: No way! she is 110 tops! it looks like she is fat because her face is kinda chubby.
Grace: um are you serious! they are totally not!
look in the mirror! It's just fake fat.
Helen: Omg I totally thought she was like 20 pounds heavier than she actually is until I saw her in a swimsuit. Her clothes are sooo unflattering add they add sooo much fake fat.
Hannah: Eeeek! These pants fit last week! I must have gained like 10 pounds because they are totally too tight now! OMG I have to go on my diet for like 2 weeks more than i planned to!
Mom: Relax honey. They shrunk in the wash. It's just fake fat.
Alex: I think she is like 120/130 pounds.
Mona: No way! she is 110 tops! it looks like she is fat because her face is kinda chubby.
by asdklqswdfghjkmlSzdfxcghvbh June 18, 2011
Get the Fake Fatmug. moving you're hands while moving your fingers when typing on a keyboard. you're only supposed to move fingers.
by Regan Borlik October 18, 2010
Get the fake typermug. A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"
by Reconify July 1, 2019
Get the Fake Shitmug. The moment when you miss the ball in Rocket League but you say it's your new mechanic and it was planned.
by MaikyThatNoob February 21, 2021
Get the Magotolds fakemug. by Dotter should have won January 5, 2021
Get the fake eurofanmug. The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.
Putting up a front; being fake.
Putting on a facade.
Putting up a front; being fake.
Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.
Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
Get the Fake and frontmug.