Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
by Half/Laff August 12, 2024

Emm: Hi Eddie how are you haven’t seen
You in months
Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)
You in months
Eddie:...
Emm: Hi eddie how are you
Eddie: ...
Emm: HI EDDIE
Eddie: ...
(Emm runs of to the car and leaves the dnace early crying the whole 2 hours back home)
by Anonymousemm September 4, 2019

Girl1: Guess who I just slept with!!
Girl2: OMG!! WHO??!!
Girl1: EDDIE!!!!!!
Girl2: OMG!!! SO LUCKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Girl2: OMG!! WHO??!!
Girl1: EDDIE!!!!!!
Girl2: OMG!!! SO LUCKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
by PUSSY_D3STROY3R_69 June 25, 2022

A person who is fierce , brave, strong loving , kind , nice , and amazing, he protects the people he cares about and he doesn’t give up, he is a protector and a warrior in the light as well as he helps others. He is a leader and loyal.
When People see Eddy he makes them smile and feel comforted and safe.
When People see Eddy he makes them smile and feel comforted and safe.
by PianoIsMyIntrument June 30, 2020

by Hater of Eddie October 1, 2018

Enter a channel of water via the "eddy", it circles up the river bank and dumps you back into the river
by dezvarnish May 3, 2022
