Cupcake

To move footlessly into a room with intent to harm.

"Die snake, you shall not cupcake into my bed to kill me ever again!"

"After coming to life and deciding it was kill or be killed, the radioactive tasty treat cupcaked into the room, paring knife held loosely in it's buttercream, ready to attack."

by slee June 4, 2013

Cupcake

The COVID vaccine.

They told us that their Plandemic would be over, once enough of us got cupcaked. Unfortunately, some fringe anti-vaxxers are reporting that the effects of the cupcake are worse than getting the Wuhan Flu itself.

by ninetales1234 April 22, 2024

Cupcake

The act of farting into your hand and forcing it onto the nose of a relative or anyone unlucky to pass by

Go on Douglas, give that man a cupcake

by Tubby bilbo August 3, 2018

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020

Boston Style cupcake

(noun) referring to a particular method of eating a cupcake whereby the bottom of the cupcake is twisted off, inverted, then placed on top of the frosting of the top half thus creating something akin to a frosting sandwich.

Hi- can we get three Boston style cupcakes? To go?

by PEBAC101 March 12, 2015

cupcake

this is basically a code word amongst the p*do’s. It means “13 year old puss 🐱”

You: “Ay bro I’m bout to get some cupcakes”

Me: “Hell no nigga tf wrong with you”

by edp4448 April 23, 2021

muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

by Interloper81 May 30, 2018