pepperoni and cheese

A popular chinese tattoo people get, not knowing what it means.

Haha you idiot, your back reads "Pepperoni and Cheese"

by nightninja June 11, 2006

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monster cheese

slang for semen.

"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."

by p_time February 3, 2009

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cheese pasty

A build up of crud or other disgusting substance in and around a female's fanny flaps that, when pulled apart, looks like a cheese pasty.

"I was about to go down on Emma but she had a right oozing cheese pasty"

by Bleurrghh January 6, 2014

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A fictional holiday mascot like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus. Cheese Weasel Day is April 3rd, or the following Monday if the 3rd falls on a weekend. On this day, supposedly the cheese weasel leaves a slice of cheese (most typically American cheese) under the keyboard of those who've been good during the past year to find when they arrive at work. Sometimes there are also greeting cards bearing related poetry. This holiday has been observed since at least 1992, and seems primarily associated with computer geek culture.

This morning when I got in to work, I was asked, "Did the Cheese Weasel visit you last night? Have you been good?"
There was a slice of Kraft American cheese under my keyboard.
"I guess you've been good then."

by akb427 December 15, 2007

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