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D-bager

A D-bager is commonly laughed at and thought of as lower than anyone from New Canaan. You will probaly find a Darien faget at one of New Canaan's parties pissing someone off in the beruit room.
"yo Cornish, whats with the animosity man"?-Griffin, a faget from Darien
"I'll Break your face in"-Cornish replying to Griffins gay ass remark.
by David Reed April 3, 2005
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Donnie Baker

An awkward, incest-bread human being that will make you wonder why God would torment you with their bullshitery. Someone who tries to be funny but just ends up acting very, very awkward.

We all know a few Donnie Bakers. They most notably have mullets, date white trash trailer park bitches, and drink Natural Light.
You see that guy Chris over there? He's the one with the beer gut, wearing his old high school football jersey. He's bragging about how he made $20 on the Mayweather/McGregor fight. He's such a Donnie Baker.
by God's Pimp Hand September 6, 2017
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crazy jew baker

when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".
"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."
by abysssss April 5, 2010
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Pulled a Baker

Trading something of high value for something of very low value, or buying something of high price for a very low price, knowing that it is worth more than you say it to be.

Present tense - Pulling a Baker
Past Tense - Pulled a Baker
Verb - Pull a Baker
I bought this comic book off of this kid for one dollar, knowing that it was worth like $300, man, i just pulled a baker, and this time, it was bad for him, but good for me!
by baraon March 5, 2011
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Bakered

To have an object that is thrown to poke one of your eyes.
Watch where you are throwing that pencil! You almost Bakered me!
by Sir Sven II January 12, 2009
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Baber

Verb) To Baber: When one man seduces another, then when it is time to switch positions, says " I have a girlfriend, no thanks." and then leaves without providing his partner with a sexual release.
Noun) A Baber: A homosexual male who closets himself by being a hateful gay basher.
Adjective) Baberific: 1)When something requires a lot of work, but has very little or no reward. 2) When something is obnoxious, arrogant, offensive, unpleasant, ungrateful, deceitful or secretly self-loathing.
Verb "So after he got head from that dude and it was his turn to suck, he pulled a Baber and vamped out."
Noun "Have you ever noticed how many anti-gay politicians are really Babers?"
Adjective) 1)"I was excited this year, but Denver's new head coach led them to a Baberific season." 2) Pauley Shore
by Sgt.Angrybottom December 8, 2010
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Baer

Baer, more commonly known as the durrie king, is rarely seen outside his natural habitat of Hampton. Prone to fits of drinking and late night wandering of street walking, Baer can be an unpredictable character.
Eh Baer, pass the durries.

Eh Baer, i'll give you a doller if you ( insert here )
by Big Trav December 20, 2003
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