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Bandit

In Air Force terms, a Bandit is an alien aircraft that is posing a threat towards the pilot.
Example 1:
Pilot: *Shoots down an enemy airplane"
Pilot: "One bandit down!"

Example 2:
Pilot: "Bandit, two o'clock!".
by Proud_Deplorable May 20, 2019
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Bandit SicKly Ghostwell

The Great Bandit Sickly, who's very good friends with the legendary Bandit Allen Ghostwell You mess with them duo Bandit squad They will make you submit defeat
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milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead
"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News
by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023
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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024
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Bandit

My gay ass oc
Joe: do you know, Bandit's gay?
Alec: been knew, haha-
Joe: how?
Alec: we're dating, bbg<3
by bandi†.yourbeloved<3 September 9, 2021
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tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis
by Urban w July 8, 2022
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Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.
Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit
by habahabas December 9, 2024
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