Age is only a number
50year old man: wanna fuck I will make ur PG
6 year old girl: sure g I can’t take nuffin smaller than 7inches
50 year old: oh it’s alright it 9inch bb
6year old: lets get down and dirty plus age is only a number
6 year old girl: sure g I can’t take nuffin smaller than 7inches
50 year old: oh it’s alright it 9inch bb
6year old: lets get down and dirty plus age is only a number
by I eat noodles 101 January 19, 2020
Get the AGEmug. Hym "I don't not play Dragon Age to play an action game. If I wanted to paying a hack and slash game I would buy Devil May Cry! I play Dragon Age to play a real-time rpg with ultra-specific tactics and race-specific story options. I do not want to play Dragon Age: Veilgaurd.
by Hym Iam November 15, 2024
Get the Dragon Age: Veilgaurdmug. Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
Get the All you muddle-aged guys out theremug. 3
by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020
Get the Minimum sexual agemug. The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
Get the the stoned agemug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025
Get the 《¤》Age《¤》Of《¤》Consent《¤》Of《¤》Seventeen《¤》And《¤》Talita《¤》mug. Team New Age is a gaming Organisation Founded In June 2020 In New York City By 3 Men, Aaron Kirsh (CEO), Shin (CTO), And Joaquin (CFO).
The Team has a vast content creation team, including Paola, Fakeify, MiniMiner and KothCap (Only Naming a Few!!)
In September 2020, Team New Age had made their biggest moves yet. They had signed Professional Fortnite Players Reverse2k, Deyy, Mero and Till. In this same month, They had also obtained a '0 Ping' Mansion!
More Competitive players include World Cup Qualifier Legedien, Narwhal, OliverOG and Slick.
I cannot wait until the future for this team. I originally found this team when MiniMiner Joined and i have been grinding ever since.
TNA EmeraldZ one day? we'll see 👀
The Team has a vast content creation team, including Paola, Fakeify, MiniMiner and KothCap (Only Naming a Few!!)
In September 2020, Team New Age had made their biggest moves yet. They had signed Professional Fortnite Players Reverse2k, Deyy, Mero and Till. In this same month, They had also obtained a '0 Ping' Mansion!
More Competitive players include World Cup Qualifier Legedien, Narwhal, OliverOG and Slick.
I cannot wait until the future for this team. I originally found this team when MiniMiner Joined and i have been grinding ever since.
TNA EmeraldZ one day? we'll see 👀
by RealEmeraldZ November 11, 2020
Get the team new agemug.