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after snort

Snorting after-laughter
(Person laughing in group) Please don’t laugh at my after snort
by Kmmanm April 20, 2024
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After Thot

Thot being an acronym for That Hoe Over There or, Thirsty Hoe Over There. An After Thot is another hoe (typically an even bigger/nastier hoe) that you may mess with maybe even sleep with right after the previous thot.
Didn't you sleep with that thot from down the street like five minutes ago bruh?
Yea I did so and I'm gonna get some After Thot action from her nasty little sister.
by ELLiE.Xo December 31, 2014
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after nap sleepiness

The feeling of being tired after a long nap
I have after nap sleepiness and I want to lay down and go back to sleep
by Goatcheese9 February 4, 2024
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after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.
I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!
by The master of the d September 30, 2013
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"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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