Gay Fuckboys

Fagots who fart onto a stick and shove it in their soulmates toe nail and then licks it, after this tradition is done the gay couple will perform 9/11 with a motorboat. Once they are done performing terrorist acts they will go to ampsterdam to laugh at Anne Frank for not being able to camp for one more year, they will then go back home and suck eachother dry until they dont feel anything. Then they will throw a party with all men with their dicks out until 3:21 in the morning, then they will go to their church where they will praise the gay 8 arm monkey man.

Man 1: Are you a Gay Fuckboys?
Man 2: I have a girlfriend idiot
Man 1:Oh.....

by PeePeeSantcher November 3, 2022

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Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono

Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!

by datagirl July 6, 2016

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FuckboY

-a Giuseppe badalamenti who can be found with an albert espinal but needs to fuck not only other men but straight couples presenting a dilemma that only an albert espinal can handle.

Giuseppe needed to go on a two week trip to fuck a fruit fly with her hub and then a rando gay man from londom week 2 while alby watched from afar thru social media babysitting the fuckboys hot dog.

by Threeproblems… August 28, 2022

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